Crazy True Stories About Unexpected Guests and Total Panic
There is a particular kind of panic that only arrives with a guest you did not invite. Not the mild inconvenience of someone ringing the doorbell while you are eating cereal from a saucepan. I mean the full-body alarm that occurs when a raccoon drops through a ceiling tile, a distant cousin appears with three suitcases and a parrot, or a priest walks into the wrong wake and begins comforting a family he has never met. Unexpected guests have a talent for turning ordina